Testing testing testing

Testing testing testing...

Messrs Google,

I am aware that one never steps into the same river twice and that change is the prerequisite for survival, but I hate having it imposed upon me.  Why have you forced me into that confusing maze which you call your "new and improved" interface-I-dont-know-what. I am very irritated. It's not luddite-friendly whatsoever, and I have no idea what I am doing. 

As the man said, 'progress is okay except that it never bloody stops'! Hmmmpffff.