A tale of two Germanys

1. Merkel's Germany

The original of this video was posted by the German site Die Politik Stube who gave the following explanation: 

The Libyan intensive offender "King Abode", who has been terrorising the citizens and the police in Bautzen (Saxony) for years, is  known throughout Germany and has recently also become  active as a rapper with interesting gestures and texts. The Perfection of State failure. 

I had some difficulties conveying the very broken "German" of this Merkelian Troubadour into English but hope that I got close enough. 

Here are the "lyrics" in "German" as I could make them out, and they do come with a "Language Warning": 

Ach die Scheiße Polizei

hab ich kei Respek vor Euch

ich geb dir fack

ich gebe imma noch fack fack fack fack fack fack fack

zu euch Polizei

Polizei imma noch sehen mich auf die Stadt

sagen das ist aboudi

nur machen hier Problem

komm schon controllier

spreche mit mir Scheiße

zurück mei Heimat Scheiße

ich zurück nicht

ische bleibe hier im Deutschland

ische bleibe hier im Deutschland

ische bleibe hier im Deutschland

2. Germany 

And now, from the dangerously ridiculous to the sublime site of  Dr. Ludwig who always puts some tremendous work into his postings. He published this video last month with the following introduction:  

"Disclaimer: 

This was not created by me and I have no idea why exactly it has been created, I only read on the stairs in the video that it seems to be form "Sesguenera for Sargon87". I just thought the German monuments that come to live are quite epic^^ 

To make it easier for you: 

1. Hermannsdenkmal (for Arminius) in the Teutoburger Wald 

2. Niederwalddenkmal (Germania) near Rüdesheim at the Rhine 

3. Siegessäule (Goldelse) in Berlin 

4. Brandenburger Tor in Berlin 

5. Bavaria in Munich 

6. Porta Westfalica (Kaiser Wilhelm I) in Westphalia 

7. Bismarck monument in Hamburg 

8.Befreiungshalle at Kelheim 

9. Kyffhäuserdenkmal (Barbarossa) in Thuringia 

I guess this video is meant for the legend of Barbarossa sleeping in a mountain and coming back when Germany is in need (when the ravens stop to fly around the mountain). Barbarossa is saying: 

Der Widerstand ist nun erwacht, aus einer tiefen dunklen langen Nacht!"

The resistance has now awakened, from a deep dark long night! "

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